{"product_id":"funny-graphic-tee-i-wasnt-listening-sarcastic-quote-t-shirt","title":"Funny Graphic Tee","description":"This lightweight tri-blend tee speaks with dry humor and easy comfort. The bold white block text — “I WASN’T LISTENING — SO I’M GOING TO SMILE, NOD AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!” — lands with playful honesty on a soft, dark heather canvas. It drapes smoothly over the shoulders and keeps its shape through everyday wear thanks to side seams and shoulder tape. Wear it to low-key meetups, casual workdays, or coffee runs when you want to say less and wink more. The feel is featherlight but substantial, so it layers well under jackets or stands on its own. For anyone who leans into sarcasm and good-natured deflection, this tee becomes part of how they move through small talk and crowded rooms — relaxed, dry, and unmistakably them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Tri-blend fabric (50% polyester \/ 25% combed ring-spun cotton \/ 25% rayon) for soft drape and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 4.3 oz\/yd² fabric — breathable and easy to layer\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structural support\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam plus tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Regular fit with tear-away label; prints applied with DTG\/DTF methods\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Envy","offer_id":48709181866241,"sku":"21261039168994549759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Macchiato","offer_id":48709181899009,"sku":"16475954484944580459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Military Green","offer_id":48709181931777,"sku":"14188915199176922245","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Premium Heather","offer_id":48709181964545,"sku":"24833944176039595956","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Black","offer_id":48709181997313,"sku":"26864775208805983497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Navy","offer_id":48709182030081,"sku":"18725258385960925347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Red","offer_id":48709182062849,"sku":"12905963038402639229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Royal","offer_id":48709182095617,"sku":"26241744724771445635","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Indigo","offer_id":48709182128385,"sku":"32033945001259494536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Turquoise","offer_id":48709182161153,"sku":"13709010295516774335","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Purple","offer_id":48709182193921,"sku":"21030976769585981740","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Tri-Blend Cardinal Black","offer_id":48709182226689,"sku":"19424393741245110954","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Envy","offer_id":48709182259457,"sku":"25346068923183912437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Macchiato","offer_id":48709182292225,"sku":"20730819459338964673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Military Green","offer_id":48709182324993,"sku":"11480578797361183668","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Premium Heather","offer_id":48709182357761,"sku":"63117269420921421458","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Black","offer_id":48709182390529,"sku":"12336606886035600752","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Navy","offer_id":48709182423297,"sku":"29874218642820484788","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Red","offer_id":48709182456065,"sku":"30049946028876434378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Royal","offer_id":48709182488833,"sku":"32752580772397796344","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Indigo","offer_id":48709182521601,"sku":"19914581242425342862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Turquoise","offer_id":48709182554369,"sku":"29237019675401007973","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Purple","offer_id":48709182587137,"sku":"42851665096009443140","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tri-Blend Cardinal Black","offer_id":48709182619905,"sku":"28405361140410619871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Envy","offer_id":48709182652673,"sku":"59799848983326157602","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Macchiato","offer_id":48709182685441,"sku":"13281339016261151557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Military Green","offer_id":48709182718209,"sku":"32453786149274480182","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Premium Heather","offer_id":48709182750977,"sku":"28552397695603581102","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Black","offer_id":48709182783745,"sku":"24966198054426271279","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Navy","offer_id":48709182816513,"sku":"26041608550848382429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Red","offer_id":48709182849281,"sku":"12112150619495749942","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Royal","offer_id":48709182882049,"sku":"21763753879526703482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Indigo","offer_id":48709182914817,"sku":"16417690742998930846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Turquoise","offer_id":48709182947585,"sku":"30056816270473799286","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Purple","offer_id":48709182980353,"sku":"29612684086818020833","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tri-Blend Cardinal Black","offer_id":48709183013121,"sku":"24804552043282810177","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Envy","offer_id":48709183045889,"sku":"13428832130004529998","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Macchiato","offer_id":48709183078657,"sku":"22400164623155324081","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Military Green","offer_id":48709183111425,"sku":"29552118857004699400","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Premium Heather","offer_id":48709183144193,"sku":"33025200953649744068","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Black","offer_id":48709183176961,"sku":"22417251719381775345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Navy","offer_id":48709183209729,"sku":"29740837983641135475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Red","offer_id":48709183242497,"sku":"60810238580480071395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Royal","offer_id":48709183275265,"sku":"23984828961956442361","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Indigo","offer_id":48709183308033,"sku":"12156777141478742621","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Turquoise","offer_id":48709183340801,"sku":"11307612716958368297","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Purple","offer_id":48709183373569,"sku":"91613745459479312181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tri-Blend Cardinal Black","offer_id":48709183406337,"sku":"16591353511517327221","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Envy","offer_id":48709183439105,"sku":"93398425813748829466","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Macchiato","offer_id":48709183471873,"sku":"32537587404737363824","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Military Green","offer_id":48709183504641,"sku":"11239009467031419580","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Premium Heather","offer_id":48709183537409,"sku":"16425183609211510450","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Black","offer_id":48709183570177,"sku":"12047223830638859267","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Navy","offer_id":48709183602945,"sku":"16839292897064048185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Red","offer_id":48709183635713,"sku":"31696420746747783623","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Royal","offer_id":48709183668481,"sku":"19418238809064237815","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Indigo","offer_id":48709183701249,"sku":"20572803356964558814","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Turquoise","offer_id":48709183734017,"sku":"15604495438267610694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Purple","offer_id":48709183766785,"sku":"66359166263538858945","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tri-Blend Cardinal Black","offer_id":48709183799553,"sku":"33569861662594267952","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Envy","offer_id":48709183832321,"sku":"28328654589750463079","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Indigo","offer_id":48709183865089,"sku":"42627057213863121415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Macchiato","offer_id":48709183897857,"sku":"16150263689977277976","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Military Green","offer_id":48709183930625,"sku":"33401058556762835497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Premium Heather","offer_id":48709183963393,"sku":"47766075709812839021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Black","offer_id":48709183996161,"sku":"17660861046966950662","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Navy","offer_id":48709184028929,"sku":"31642272471306756635","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Red","offer_id":48709184061697,"sku":"75241866905582724388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Royal","offer_id":48709184094465,"sku":"62710422834864919784","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Turquoise","offer_id":48709184127233,"sku":"14635496883697021166","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Vintage Purple","offer_id":48709184160001,"sku":"16401328603404982002","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Tri-Blend Cardinal Black","offer_id":48709184192769,"sku":"90113601650997032579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/7328\/9985\/files\/2510829653961345914_2048.jpg?v=1777718305","url":"https:\/\/kindredlegacy.store\/products\/funny-graphic-tee-i-wasnt-listening-sarcastic-quote-t-shirt","provider":"Kindred Legacy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}